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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager
said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you
pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am
ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes
green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is
Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer
problems. No dou

I just found this post on slashdot from a link on Eric S. Raymond's Home Page

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real UNIX Owner please stand up?
I repeat, will the real UNIX Owner please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen linux source code before
Jaws all on the floor like Bruce, like Linus just burst in the door
and started whoopin that SCO's ass worse than before
they were first with the source, throwin it over IBM (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

Check out VLC

http://www.videolan.org/vlc/

Ever since windows SP2 came out and microsoft has gotten security crazy (deploying security when it would be useless and not deploying it when you most need it) There has been the windows firewall.

On a large scale domain, the windows firewall can cause significant problems and is completely unnecessary. It can stop you from printing to network printers, stop your logon scripts from mapping network drives, and other things that will drive you crazy enough to pull out your hair.

What makes it worse is when you join windows XP to a windows 2003 server. By default, the domain controller strips away your ability to turn off the firewall and there is no easy solution to turn it off... that is untill now.

So you want to start developing .net applications but you cant afford Visual Studio Pricetag. Well here is a way to start developing those handy applications with an open source development platform. SharpDevelop http://www.icsharpcode.net/OpenSource/SD/